"Bullshit!!! I'm calling you out on committing a crime!!

• So recently it has come to my attention that because of my involvement in a regular night out with a friend who has had problems with what i like to call "Miami scum" in the past, i have now been very falsely accused of keying some dumb bitches car. it was just a mere comment that i took very lightly until my idiotic ex boyfriend thought it a good enough reason to text me out of the blue seeking for attention. nevertheless, the conversation was so funny i cant even bear to take it off my phone. *Just to let everyone know, i really haven't done anything to this girls car, although at times i have been known to be crazy, yes (that's why my real friends love me.) Trust me though, when i am crazy, i own up to my crazy shit. these are some of my favorite quotes from the conversation:
• Caveman: "I heard you keyed someone's car. how much bad karma do you need?"
• Caveman: "I'm just curious as to why you'd want more bad karma. Isnt your life already pretty fucked?"
• Caveman: "..Don't think for one second that i give a fuck about what you say or do, let alone your well-being. i will write to you whenever i damn well please."
• Caveman: "I was just curious about why you'd key her car."
• Caveman: "Bullshit!!! I'm callin' you out on committing a crime."
• Caveman: "i have a witness of your harassment, theft and overall pathetic behavior."
• Caveman: "for all you know this could be anyone using ***'s phone. So grow the fuck up idiot."
• Caveman: "with that being said, i have no intentions of writing you."
• There you have it. the ridiculousness of idiot ex boyfriends. Showing concern? curiosity? nosiness? harassment? searching for gossip? maybe practicing for law enforcement... and then attempt at setting someone else up for his harassment? Either way. it was very entertaining. If he ever passes the LSAT, let's all hope we never get represented by him.
• "BULLSHIT!!! I'M CALLIN YOU OUT ON COMMITTING A CRIME!!"
• lol.